Helikon-Tex Hat Battle! CPU vs. Boonie

Aiyo, so you need to cover your *botak* (bald) head, is it? Or just want to look *garang* (fierce)? You come to Hock Gift Shop, you see Helikon-Tex... *wah*, got two types of hats. One is the **CPU HAT**, one is the **BOONIE HAT**. Both also look tactical, both also good quality. So which one to buy?

Don't play play! This is not same same. This is a battle of two different heroes. One is the "Sharp Shooter" for the range. The other is the "Jungle King" for the *ulu* (remote) forest. You wear the wrong one, *confirm* (definitely) look like *sotong* (confused).

Listen to Uncle, I tell you the dramatic difference.

IN THIS CORNER: The 'Sharp Shooter' – HELIKON-TEX CPU HAT

1. Helikon-Tex CPU Hat

This is the **CPU (Combat Patrol Uniform) Hat**. This is the one that looks *sharp*. It's based on the classic military fatigue cap. The brim is shorter and stiffer. It gives you that *stylo-milo* (stylish), professional "Commando" look. It's clean, it's *garang*, it's no-nonsense.

Sharp & Tactical Primary Look

Front Only (Stiff) Brim Type

YES (3 Panels) Velcro Patches

Why this one good?

• *Stylo-Milo* Velcro: Got three places for your patches. Front, top, and back. You can put your *semula* (blood type) patch, your flag, your team logo... *sibei* (very) cool.
• Sharp Look: The stiff brim and fitted shape just looks more professional.
• Adjustable: The back is adjustable with velcro, so *confirm* (definitely) fit your head.

Who is it for? The 'Sharp Shooter'. The guy who goes to the range, the airsoft player, the security uncle, or anyone who just wants to look *garang* (fierce) and professional in the city.

IN THIS CORNER: The 'Jungle King' – HELIKON-TEX BOONIE HAT MK2

2. Helikon-Tex Boonie Hat MK2

This one... this is the **Boonie Hat**. This is the classic "jungle hat." This is the "Jungle King." This hat is not for *wayang* (show). This hat is for *WORK*. Its main job is one thing: **PROTECTION**. It's built to save you from the sun, the rain, and the bugs when you are *confirm* going *ulu* (remote).

Outdoor / Jungle Primary Look

All-Around (Wide) Brim Type

NO Patches (One Small Logo)

Why this one good?

• 360° Sun Protection: This is the *hero*. The wide brim covers your face, your ears, AND your neck. *Confirm* no sunburn.
• Chin Strap: You go hiking, the wind *sibei* (very) strong... no problem. The strap keeps the hat on your head, won't fly away.
• Head Can Breathe: Got mesh vents on the side. This lets the hot air from your head escape, so you stay cool.
• Camo Loops: Got the webbing loops all around. You can *cucuk* (poke) leaves and twigs inside to camouflage. Also comes in cool camo patterns.

Who is it for? The 'Jungle King'. The guy who goes fishing, hiking, or camping. The NS (army) boy going for outfield. The gardener. Anyone who *confirm* (definitely) will be under the hot sun all day and *hates* sunburn.

Head-to-Head: The Final Showdown

OK, still blur? Look at this table. Uncle make it simple for you.

Final Thoughts from Uncle: So, Who Wins?

So, see? Simple only. Don't buy the wrong one!

• You want to look *sharp*, *stylo-milo*, go to the shooting range, and put your favorite patches? Get the **CPU HAT**.
• You are *confirm* going under the hot sun all day, go fishing, go hiking, and want to protect your *handsome* face and neck? Get the **BOONIE HAT**.

Don't wear the Boonie hat to go to Orchard Road, later people think you *siao* (crazy). And *confirm* don't wear the CPU hat to go fishing, or your neck will be *chao da* (burnt) like *char siew* (BBQ pork)!